For centuries massacres raged over the animal kingdom and mankind took no notice: During "Bloody Moon" nights kiwis transformed into chimp-eating monsters!

 

By accident the endangered chimps discovered fire and thus finally got a possibility to fight the kiwis which are nocturnal and sensitive to odor.

Therefore be aware that the most recent fire accident you heard of may in fact have been caused by a pyrochimp rather than a pyromaniac!